September 22
Shit Hot Hens Night!
Nothing like a good night out to break the blog drought!
How to have a really good hens night???
1. Meet an unsuspecting bloke at high school and hang on to him reaaaaal tight.
2. Make some awesome mates at high school and hang on to them real tight.
3. Make some awesome mates at uni and hang on them real tight too.
4. Convince the sucker to marry you.
5. Call all your girlfriends and tell 'em you're gettin' hitched, wait for the dust to settle then hop on your bull and ride on over to the Dockside Comedy Club.
6. Have waaaaaaay to many drinks (with Love from Mrs Daly)
7. Scoot over to the Storey Bridge Hotel and tell the DJ he's a cock sucker with crappy taste in music, but stay anyway for a couple of drinks! (Be careful of strange out of towners who feel the need to try and kiss you)
8. Piss off into the Valley and tie your horse up at Elephant and Wheelbarrow.
9. Drink too much booze and dance til your tits nearly fall off (watch out for those random guys)!
10. Yak in the loos then get turfed out by fat security.
11. Get a lift in your friends, sisters sweet ride, all the way home.
12. Crawl into bed at about 3:30am...
13. Get out of bed 3 hours later coz you have to yak (again), take some panadol and get some water.
14. Go back to bed and sleep til your 2 year old daughter burts into the room and pours weet-bix all over you and open the curtains making the sun BURN your eyes!
15. Call your fiancé (whose turn it is tonight) to drag out the daughter kicking and screaming, roll over, moan and groan and sleep til 12!
It's that easy!
I had such a wonderful night with all my awesome friends! I couldn't have asked for a more successful night of fun! I have to say I am soooo proud of my mummy friend Dannii, who managed to stay out all night too, even though she has a 10 month old who likes to get up early!
Thank you girls! You'r the best and I can't wait to do it to you! Katie, look out dear... you're next!
Peace Out!
Née x x x
PS - Hi, we're the Jiggles! *Grabs boobs and 'jiggles them* (Inside joke!)
PPS - Left home with $125... Came home with $35...
PPPS - My ears are STILL ringing!
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How to have a really good hens night???
1. Meet an unsuspecting bloke at high school and hang on to him reaaaaal tight.
2. Make some awesome mates at high school and hang on to them real tight.
3. Make some awesome mates at uni and hang on them real tight too.
4. Convince the sucker to marry you.
5. Call all your girlfriends and tell 'em you're gettin' hitched, wait for the dust to settle then hop on your bull and ride on over to the Dockside Comedy Club.
6. Have waaaaaaay to many drinks (with Love from Mrs Daly)
7. Scoot over to the Storey Bridge Hotel and tell the DJ he's a cock sucker with crappy taste in music, but stay anyway for a couple of drinks! (Be careful of strange out of towners who feel the need to try and kiss you)
8. Piss off into the Valley and tie your horse up at Elephant and Wheelbarrow.
9. Drink too much booze and dance til your tits nearly fall off (watch out for those random guys)!
10. Yak in the loos then get turfed out by fat security.
11. Get a lift in your friends, sisters sweet ride, all the way home.
12. Crawl into bed at about 3:30am...
13. Get out of bed 3 hours later coz you have to yak (again), take some panadol and get some water.
14. Go back to bed and sleep til your 2 year old daughter burts into the room and pours weet-bix all over you and open the curtains making the sun BURN your eyes!
15. Call your fiancé (whose turn it is tonight) to drag out the daughter kicking and screaming, roll over, moan and groan and sleep til 12!
It's that easy!
I had such a wonderful night with all my awesome friends! I couldn't have asked for a more successful night of fun! I have to say I am soooo proud of my mummy friend Dannii, who managed to stay out all night too, even though she has a 10 month old who likes to get up early!
Thank you girls! You'r the best and I can't wait to do it to you! Katie, look out dear... you're next!
Peace Out!
Née x x x
PS - Hi, we're the Jiggles! *Grabs boobs and 'jiggles them* (Inside joke!)
PPS - Left home with $125... Came home with $35...
PPPS - My ears are STILL ringing!
YummySpace.com - Glitter Graphics
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I just wished we stayed longer to get that bartender... mmm yummy!
feeling very seedy today but it was sooo worth it! luv u long time. Oh AND i got into bed at 3, Mil woke up at 4.10, then again at 6. lucky me. :)
I thought those last two comedians were a bit of alright... and a few of the the guys we saw at the Storey Bridge and E&W too... It's nice to know that we've still got it hey! hehehe If worse came to worse, and we were all back on the meat market... We'd be able to pick up easy! hehehe