For those of you not skillful enough to complete the entire game of Super Mario Kart, I'm kind enough to provide screenshots of the end screens for your viewing pleasure. Let me just clarify that I did in fact finish the game. Quite easily, I might add. Anyway, enough of the ego-stroking, here they are...

That's me crossing the finish line. Notice the big '1' on the right hand side. That means I won!

That's me on the winner's podium. Notice the big bottles of champagne I'm holding. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get so drunk on those.

It's it nice to know that Nintendo appreciate me and my achievements, however they might not be too happy that I downloaded the game.

It's official! The end is nigh! All heed!
I ROCK!!! You can now call me... Super Mario Kart Expert!!!
PS - Can you please do all the floors... hoover and Mop...