One sunny Saturday morning, before noon, two lovers who are in love decided to think about getting rid of some of the items that needed to be gotten rid of. Armed with arms and legs, a screwdriver set and some other tools, they set off down the stairs to the downstairs area, where they proceeded to disassemble of the mentioned items that needed disassembling.

Firstly, first of the rank was a cab driver named Phil. He had a fever. And the only prescription was more cowbell.

Secondly, the lovers found a few unused items that were no longer in use, and some unused items that in fact had never been used. These items included a dishwasher, a BMX bicycle, a BBQ, 4 chairs and finally, a large number of old clothes.

The reckoning began, with Adam wrecking everything in sight. Struggling with the simple concept of deconstructing a BBQ, a decision was made to demolish it entirely. Soon enough, she was torn apart about being an ex-bbq.

After the emotional "Battle of the BBQ", Adam set forth to kill the piece of heavy machinery that once tried to kill him. It was easier and much more enjoyable than he first imagined. The feeling of revenge seethed from his ears and nostrils. Finally, Adam laughed the last laugh as the bicycle remains were shovelled into the car, sitting next to the rotting BBQ corpse.

Unfortunately, the dishwasher did not want to leave, but that did not stop our deterministic nature on this sunny day. Into the car it went, without incident. Except for the occasional explicit language directed to the neighbour's pig dog, the dishwasher remained relatively motionless.

Driven by petrol, the car transported us to the refuse transfer station, where we exchanged our goods for their services. I hope they enjoy our precious items.